note to self, and others....
do not approach a wandering dog on a hot ass day to help it, regardless of collar and sweet disposition... it will bite you. (little fucker, it still hurts too.)
just because your dog is friendly off leash does not mean mine is while obeying the "on leash" laws...
a turkey in the bushes can sound EXACTLY like a mountain lion running to eat you, i can only assume the reverse is also true.
drinking margaritas the day before you are supposed to donate blood does not help your iron levels, even if the drinks were in a metal thermos.
being called a "loser" by an anonymous 5 year old hurts.
you are never the "cool parent" so please stop trying, it hurts me to look at you.
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